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I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals
they’re wHAT NOW
gals, theY’RE GALS
male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter
and what do Santa’s reindeer have?
ANTLERS
I
… I think they shed the skin on their antlers? Do they grow a whole new pair of antlers for the next mating season?
(Via ollivander Source: one-time-i-dreamt) 170,053 notes | 1 year ago
pure:
Me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours
(Via tangledalmond Source: pure) 104,578 notes | 1 year ago
Cosplayer: Alyson Tabbitha.
Country: United States.
Cosplay: Cosplay VS Reality.
https://www.facebook.com/AlysonTabbithaOfficial/
@alysontabbithaShe is a shapeshifter
Only explanation.
(Via only1600kids Source: cosplayheaven69) 293,538 notes | 1 year ago
I know you, I’ve walked with you once upon a dream…
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(Via only1600kids Source: speedlimit15) 444,519 notes | 1 year ago
me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
(Via ollivander Source: mabylc) 540,740 notes | 1 year ago
m4ge:
m4ge:
Imagine if life was like animal crossing: pocket camp like “Hey do you want to come over to my house” “yeah that sounds fantastic and I’d love to but if you don’t have this specific couch on your property FUCK you and FUCK your life”
“If you want to become better friends with me I need you to give me three (3) fruit beetles and a single (1) olive flounder. Please do not ask me what I intend to do with them”
(Via ollivander Source: m4ge) 2,603 notes | 1 year ago
mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…
This raised my heart rate
Reblogging again to inform everyone that MARTA made a screenshot of this their profile pic on Facebook
GUYS I HAVE ANOTHER FACEBOOK UPDATE
(Via ollivander Source: dinuguan) 85,134 notes | 1 year ago
(Via stability Source: mcdonald-s) 1,113,816 notes | 1 year ago
no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me
the world would be a better place if elon musk were president
ideal world: communist pangea with elon musk as the dictator
(Via earthdad Source: nyrma) 227 notes | 1 year ago
| Me: | goodnight moon |
| Moon: | I cannot sleep, for each fragment of dream is but a tease for fleeting moments that can never be |
| Me: | alright |
(Via stability Source: fartgallery) 274,707 notes | 1 year ago